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Chris Conidis : Sherlock Holmes and the Clue That Wasn’t There

  • chrisconidis5
  • Apr 16
  • 2 min read

When you’re the world’s greatest detective, the only suspect left… is you.
When you’re the world’s greatest detective, the only suspect left… is you.

Sherlock Holmes was never wrong.

At least, he certainly didn’t think so.

The man could identify a Belgian cat burglar by the mud on your trousers, deduce your marital status from the ash on your coat, and determine your childhood trauma by the way you stir your tea. But in all his dazzling deductions and arrogant theatrics, there remained one mystery he never quite solved:

His own ego.

The Illusion of Certainty

Holmes thrived on logic. But logic, when paired with unchecked self-assurance, becomes something altogether more dangerous: certainty. And certainty, dear reader, is not the same as truth.

In The Clue That Wasn’t There, a forgotten case lost in the foggy recesses of Baker Street legend, Holmes was stumped — not because the criminal was clever, or the trail too cold. No. He failed because he believed he couldn’t.

Holmes ignored the inconsistencies. Dismissed the contradictions. Bent the facts into a shape that suited his preferred conclusion, then declared the matter closed with a puff of pipe smoke and a flourish of violin.

But reality does not bend to brilliance. It waits. Patiently. Like a mirror in the corner, reflecting a version of you that you’d rather not see — one smirking back with quiet, satisfied mockery.

The Invisible Enemy

In this case, there was no bloodstained glove. No misplaced monocle. No suspicious footprint angled just so on the carpet. There was only silence.

And in that silence, the most damning evidence of all:

The assumption.

Holmes assumed the butler did it. Then assumed the motive. Then assumed he was right because, after all, when had he ever been wrong?

The trap was elegant — not set by Moriarty, but by Holmes himself. A brilliant man lured by the echo of his own genius.

Ego: The Final Boss of Logic

We tend to idolize Holmes as the gold standard of intellect. But intellect, when inflated to arrogance, creates a blind spot wider than the Thames.

The real killer in The Clue That Wasn’t There?Confirmation bias. With a splash of theatrical narcissism.

He didn’t chase the truth. He choreographed it.

And when the final curtain fell, it wasn’t applause that echoed through Baker Street — it was the soft, chilling realization that for all his insight, Holmes had overlooked the most obvious clue of all:

That he could be wrong.

Final Thoughts

Sherlock Holmes remains a towering figure of detective fiction, a monument to deduction. But even monuments crack — especially those built atop the shaky scaffolding of pride.

So let us remember: the next time you’re certain you’re right, pause. Check the mirror.And ask yourself:

Is the clue missing… or am I simply too clever to see it?

Because if Sherlock Holmes can be hoisted by his own petard, so can the rest of us — only with fewer pipes and less style.

 
 

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Chris Conidis

Chris Conidis is a versatile writer and author, known for his unique blend of improv comedy, horror, fantasy, parodies and satire. A proud alumnus of Second City, he brings a distinct voice to his writing and videos, captivating audiences with his sharp wit and creative storytelling. Whether through thought-provoking narratives or side-splitting sketches, Chris's work invites viewers and readers to explore the darker of humor while celebrating the unexpected. Discover the multifaceted world of Chris Conidis and experience art that challenges conventions and entertainment.

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