Chris Conidis Artist, Author, Screenwriter
Chris Conidis is a versatile writer, filmmaker, and improv performer with a career spanning over two decades. His work includes satire, social commentary, and dark humor, often exploring themes like societal critique, futurism, and absurdity.
Writer and former artist, Chris Conidis is back at it, in the latest work-in-progress, “Progress City,” a sharp satire that takes a deep, comical dive into society’s love affair with “progress.” This new project, a sprawling parody of futurism and modern life, unpacks humanity’s journey from the cave to today’s social dilemmas. With his trademark humor, Conidis pokes fun at how every era has imagined the future—often with more confidence than accuracy—and how these visions have both shaped and clashed with reality.
Introducing Progress City – A Satirical Journey Through Our Obsession with "Advancement"
This sprawling parody of futurism and modern life peels back the layers of our societal quirks, from our earliest beginnings to the complex dilemmas of today.
*Progress City* invites us to reflect on what it really means to move forward—and at what cost.
Check out the official press release for more insights into the inspiration behind this project: [Read here)
Let me know what you think about this satirical dive into the future and our present!
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Chris Conidis: The Time-Traveling Master of Mediocrity
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Chris Conidis sprinkles in some historical trivia, and tears apart pop culture like a kid with a piñata. Ever wonder what it takes to be an expert in absolutely nothing? Look no further. Known for his ability to leave no trace in the annals of history, He is a distinguished master of “meh.” While some aim for fame, he is content on being the unsung hero of mediocre pursuits, championing the art of sarcastic observation and the pursuit of temperate achievements.He’s not here to change the world…He is just here to rearrange the deck chairs while the ship goes down...
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Born in the depths of prehistoric humanity—probably while someone was inventing the wheel—Conidis started his career as a caveman, slowly chiseling away at rocks and cracking his first sarcastic comment. Back then, there were no influencers, just basic survival and the occasional woolly mammoth scare. Conidis was ahead of his time, the original social media pioneer—drawing stick figures on cave walls to the disinterest of any Neanderthal within a 10-mile radius. No followers, no problem.
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As time ticked on and human history fumbled its way forward, Conidis stayed in the mix, dodging plagues, bad haircuts, and even worse fashion trends (seriously, tunics?) with the same finesse he now uses to avoid online trolls. While everyone else was busy building empires, he was busy telling Socrates, “Hey, man, why not take a break and just chill? You’re overthinking this whole philosophy thing.” Of course, his toga party ideas didn't exactly take off, and his critique of democracy was something like: “Yeah, democracy... or should I say, Demo-Crazy?”
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Conidis gave the Egyptians a hand in designing the pyramids, suggesting, “Have you thought about making them triangle-shaped? I mean, it’s just an idea.” Fast forward to the Dark Ages—Conidis was there too, trying to make fire jokes, but the crowd just wasn’t ready. #TooSoon.
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Then came the Renaissance—oh, what a time to be alive! Conidis was rubbing elbows with Da Vinci, telling him, “Ever thought about, like, flying or something?” and witnessing revolutions unfold, many of which he considered “way too dramatic.” He dodged cannonballs in the French Revolution like it was no big deal and spent a good amount of time roasting Napoleon’s height—"You're really that short in person?" Classic Conidis.
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And then, just when you thought the madness couldn’t get any worse... enter the modern era. Selfies, hashtags, and TikTok dances. Conidis, still sporting a confused look from the previous century, couldn’t believe it. “Wait, so we went from inventing fire to lip-syncing to pop songs on a tiny screen? How did I miss that memo?” he wondered aloud.
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Today, he spends his days in utter bewilderment, watching humanity become obsessed with filters, likes, and viral nonsense. "Cave paintings at least had some culture," he quips. A seasoned time traveler, Conidis is still trying to figure out how the human race went from inventing the wheel to... unboxing videos. Through it all, Conidis remains a witness to the spectacle—armed with sarcasm sharper than a medieval sword and a humor that has survived and roasted the ages.
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Progress City™ Testimonials: Hear What Our "Valued Citizens" Have to Say!

"I Sold My House to Afford Healthcare... Totally Worth It!"
— Beth "The Eternal Patient" Williams
"When my doctor said I needed a simple procedure, I knew I was in for a wild ride! After a quick review of my bank accounts and a second mortgage on my house, I was finally able to afford the starter surgery package. Sure, I’m drowning in debt, but at least I got this sweet hospital bracelet as a souvenir!"
"Thanks to Progress City, I Learned Patience... in the Waiting Room!"
— Carl "Still Waiting" Thompson
"I used to be the impatient type, but Progress City™ taught me the value of waiting... and waiting... and waiting some more! After a solid 12 hours in the waiting room, I discovered a new passion: counting the ceiling tiles. Who needs medical care when you can experience personal growth through sheer boredom?"
"I Signed Up for Their Mental Health Plan and Now I’m Only Slightly Depressed!"
— Julie "Almost Okay" Martinez
"I was feeling overwhelmed by life, so I signed up for Progress City’s MentalHealth Lite™ subscription. For just $29.99 a month, I get daily motivational quotes sent directly to my phone! Sure, I’m still sad, but now I have inspirational memes reminding me that ‘everything happens for a reason.’ Thanks, Progress City, for keeping me motivated to survive... at least until next month’s bill!"
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— Dave "Priority Ambulance Rider" Jenkins
"When I needed emergency care, I knew Progress City™ had my back with their ER FastPass™. For only $500 extra, my ambulance cut the line and got me to the ER in a record 45 minutes! Sure, my appendix had already ruptured, but at least I felt like a VIP while waiting for surgery. I might still be in recovery, but the bill arrived way before I did!"
"Progress City™ Turned My Kid’s Flu into a Financial Learning Experience!"
— Karen "Teach ‘Em Young" Anderson
"When my little one got the flu, I was worried... not about his health, but about how much it would cost me! Progress City™ really delivered with their KidCare Silver™ Plan. Not only did we get a lollipop after the visit, but I also got a crash course in negotiating with creditors. Teaching kids the harsh realities of life? Now that’s progress!"
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— Susan "Emotionally Bankrupt" Parker
"I signed up for Progress City’s TheraCash™ therapy sessions and was excited to finally talk about my feelings. The best part? They charge by the minute, and crying costs extra! I ran out of money halfway through my first session, but the therapist sent me a follow-up text: ‘Good luck with those unresolved issues!’ Talk about cutting-edge care!"
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— George "Almost Heart Healthy" Stevens
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— Anonymous (and no longer with us)
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