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Chris Conidis Artist Writer Chris Conidis is a versatile artist and author, known for his unique blend of improv comedy, horror, fantasy, parodies and satire. A proud alumnus of Second City, he brings a distinct voice to his writing and videos, captivating audiences with his sharp wit and creative storytelling. Whether through thought-provoking narratives or side-splitting sketches, Chris's work invites viewers and readers to explore the darker of humor while celebrating the unexpected. Discover the multifaceted world of Chris Conidis and experience art that challenges conventions and entertainment.
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Chris Conidis Unveils “Progress City”: A Satirical Take on Futurism and Modern Life

Chris Conidis is back at it, in the latest work-in-progress, “Progress City,” a sharp satire that takes a deep, comical dive into society’s love affair with “progress.” This new project, a sprawling parody of futurism and modern life, unpacks humanity’s journey from the cave to today’s social dilemmas. With his trademark humor, Conidis pokes fun at how every era has imagined the future—often with more confidence than accuracy—and how these visions have both shaped and clashed with reality.

In “Progress City,” Conidis explores humanity’s attempts at advancing, for better or worse, across a variety of eras, from our early ancestors’ first discovery of fire to the contemporary pursuit of “likes” and “followers.” He calls it “a humorous archaeological dig through the fossil record of our ambitions,” and each chapter pulls no punches. Rather than romanticizing humanity’s progress, Conidis tackles the myths and follies of each era with a critical, entertaining eye.

“The funny thing about the future,” Conidis says, “is that every generation thinks they’re the first to figure it out. We’re not all that different from cavemen—we just swapped campfire storytelling for scrolling and status updates.” His approach is part critique, part stand-up comedy routine, and all satire, painting a portrait of human nature as it has evolved—technologically, if not always intellectually.

In the spirit of Conidis’s previous works, “Progress City” doesn’t merely poke fun at the past and present; it asks readers to reflect on the direction we’re heading. “We’re in an age where tech rules our lives, but we still don’t know what to do with our hands when we take a photo,” he jokes. “Progress has made us smarter on paper, but when it comes to common sense, well… let’s just say it might still be in beta testing.” These observations reveal the hilarious contradictions between our advanced tools and the often unchanged human instincts that wield them.

One central theme of “Progress City” is how humanity’s constant push for the “next big thing” sometimes results in absurdity. “Every few centuries, someone invents something that they swear will change the world—stone tools, steam engines, social media algorithms—and yet here we are, still figuring out how to get along.” Conidis believes that the project will resonate with audiences who can relate to the idea of progress that somehow always leaves us wanting more.

He takes aim at today’s obsession with technology as well, particularly the ways we measure success and fulfillment in digital terms. “In caveman days, your status symbol was the biggest piece of mammoth meat. Today, it’s your follower count. Either way, it’s about who’s got the biggest… following,” he quips. “Progress City” explores how these primitive instincts have evolved—or haven’t—despite our sophisticated new toys.

Conidis’s audience will find that “Progress City” is as much a mirror as it is a comedy. By setting today’s achievements alongside the feats of ancient societies, he paints a comedic picture of the ways we repeat old patterns even as we think we’re blazing new trails. “If we’re so futuristic, why do we still find ourselves in traffic jams?” he jokes. “If the cavemen could see us now, they’d probably just laugh.”

Chris Conidis continues to delight audiences by dissecting society’s quirks with a refreshing sense of humor, proving that comedy can be a powerful tool for reflection. “Progress City” promises to be an enlightening, entertaining journey through the timeline of human aspirations, inviting readers to laugh at how much we’ve changed—and how much we haven’t.

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"Progress City™: The 'Bright' Future That Chris Conidis Can’t Stop Roasting!

Welcome to Progress City™—where the only thing more inflated than our ticket prices is our sense of self-importance. Here, Chris Conidis takes you on a tour of this glittering utopia where every dream comes with a price tag and innovation is just a clever way of saying 'please scan your LifePass™ to exit.' So, let’s dive in—just make sure your credit card has room to breathe (because you won't).

PROGRESS CITY!  Welcome to the future! Now, please scan your LifePass™ to exit..

Progress City™: Where Dreams Come True... If You've Got the Cash!"

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Progress City™: Where Dreams Come True... If You've Got the Cash!"​Welcome to Progress City™, the glittering utopia where innovation meets monetization! Forget about those outdated ideals of building a better world for everyone—Progress City™ is here to show you how to squeeze every last penny out of human existence. In a world where everything is for sale, why settle for anything less than a branded, corporate-sponsored paradise? Let’s take a tour, shall we?(Spoiler alert: It’s not free.)

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